- me on the first morning of a new semester: wow i am going to try so hard this semester i won't sleep in class and i'll do my homework at home and i'll get really good grades and i won't stress out ugh this is going to be great
- me an hour later: wow fuck this i'm either giving up on school or killing myself
- family member: how's school?
- me: good.
- family member: are you dating anyone?
- me: no.
- family member: what have you been up to?
- me: nothing.
- family member: how come you're always on your phone?
- me: *keeps texting*
- family member: do you want something to eat?
- me: YES PLEASE OMFG I'M SO HUNGRY YES YES YES YES.
58,637 notes (9:15)Chocolate for nerds. #iwantsome
#If you eat the Earth one could you then pretend you’re a cannibal?
