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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

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Atlas Shrugged

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This was a card at Target.

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Harry and the marauders

#lets pretend everything that happened did not happen, that harry would have his parents. godfather and friends with him, lets pretend this is harry’s graduation and this is his family portrait after all the students celebrated their graduation by throwing food at each other. hermione would not approve because it’s a waste of food and it took many hours of work from house elves, but she smirks and keeps throwing food at the others, while ron throws food and eats it too. and neville slipping with pumpkin pie, while his parents take pictures of him because they are proud of their son, and seamus somehow managed to blow food up. and luna would be chasing gnomes who try to steal food from the grounds. and ginny would be like what is this fuckery. why am i not a year older. gred and forge would be marketing their products like it’s nobody’s business. and cissa would be pinching draco’s cheek congratulating him while lucius palms his back because that’s who he is. minerva and albus would be looking at the students from a balcony like royalty, snape would be trying to talk to lily without having to say hi to james and sirius. and at the moment of the picture james and sirius would be trolling remus because this young witch with pink hair is flirting with him, because they know he digs her, he just cant look away. and and and and #i have a lot of feelings about hp

That’s a Wrap, Harry Potter [X]

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