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i’ve never heard of a book being “remixed”.
i just preordered chuck palahniuk’s “invisible monsters remix”.
“invisible monsters” is one of my all time favorite books so i’m stoked to see how he tweaked the story.
also it’s an inscribed/autographed copy!!!1!
which is twice the price… but who the fuck cares ‘cause i have money and i like spending it on unnecessary thingssss.
now i have something to look forward to in june :D
0 notes (9:14)- family member: how's school?
- me: good.
- family member: are you dating anyone?
- me: no.
- family member: what have you been up to?
- me: nothing.
- family member: how come you're always on your phone?
- me: *keeps texting*
- family member: do you want something to eat?
- me: YES PLEASE OMFG I'M SO HUNGRY YES YES YES YES.
- mom: sweetie could you please take out the trash if you get a chance
- kid: ok
- kid posts on tumblr: my mom is such a fucking bitch she makes me do everything holy fuck i can't wait to get the fuck out of here the day i turn 18.
