1,682 notes (8:30)none of my text posts are mine i just type what jesus whispers to me
- History Teacher: He had all these huge ships...
- Me: Oh my god, so do I.
- History Teacher:
- Me: Oh... you meant like boats.
- adele: i set fire to the rain
- me:
- mom:
- adele: watched it burn
- me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
- mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.
